The Community of Card for Bob is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.46 billion Card for Bobians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gallifrey. The average income tax rate is 52.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Card for Bobian economy, worth 670 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 89,848 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, teen gangs are encouraged to take drugs, posters on 'Card For Bobian Values' advise against being proud of Card for Bob, and coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card for Bob's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Card for Bob is ranked 102,925^th in the world and 1^st in Gallifrey for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 42,498.18 Standard Monetary Units.